Nutter Mutters - 9/9/11

Landon, telling me what he wants to teach Kelsey when she gets bigger, "I want to learn her how to write. I want to learn her how to swim. I want to learn her how to be nice to people..."

At this point he keeps going on and on and on about other things he wants to "learn" her. I tune out. When I tune back in, I hear, "I want to learn her how to be a garbage man. I want to learn her how to bounce on houses..."